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14.Feb.2014 Bale-entine’s Day 2014: Man of Bale

The time-honored tradition continues! Happy Bale-entine’s Day!

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12.Feb.2013 Bale-entine’s Day Rises!

When Gotham’s heart is aflutter, you have my permission to swoon… That’s right, Bale-entine’s Day is back, you lovebirds! It’s the holiday regularly known as Valentine’s Day, but with more pictures of Christian Bale and more Batman movie quotes!

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28.Mar.2012 I solved The Hunger Games!

Peeta Mellark: The boy with the bread. Peeta. Bread. Peeta, bread…

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14.Feb.2012 Bale-entine’s Day: The proud tradition returns!

Not all of you may be aware of this, but today is a hilarious holiday. Sure, it’s the mostly unfunny Valentine’s Day, but don’t forget, it’s also the chuckle-worthy Bale-entine’s Day, as well! “What’s Bale-entine’s Day?” you ask. Well, simply put, it’s a day where a bunch of nerds pair dreamy pictures of Christian Bale […]

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21.Jan.2012 Mustache Movie Madness on the MTV Movies Blog

This Movember, I was fortunate enough to receive some help in my fundraising efforts from a number of wonderful and generous people. It’s belated, but I have to pass along a huge and special “Thank you!” to my good buddy Josh Wigler! Not only has Mr. Wigler made a very large and selfless donation each […]

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17.Nov.2011 A brush with greatness…

Remember that one time Sam Elliott, one of the finest mustaches in Hollywood history, retweeted my Movember fund-raising link…?

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16.Aug.2011 My wholly hypothetical “versus/team-up” sketchbook

I was nearing the end of my recent “Avatar: The Last Airbender” rewatch this evening, when a moment of what I’ll not-so-humbly call “brilliance” came over me. Minor-spoilers ahead, so… if you don’t want “Avatar” spoiled for you, go no further!

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14.Jul.2011 Tim Riggins Goes To Mars

The first preview of Disney’s John Carter premiered today. The movie that adapts Edgar Rice Burroughs’ Mars-adventuring pulp hero stars Taylor Kitsch who’s known to many as Friday Night Lights‘ rough and tumble fullback Tim Riggins. A month ago when the first poster for the movie came out, fellow FNL fan John Schork and I […]

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14.Feb.2011 Don’t forget Bale-entine’s Day!

A few years back, Bale-entine’s Day was created. Here’s the basic formula: Batman Quotes + Dreamy Bale = Funny Bale-entine. And, here’s a bit more information on this grand holiday’s origins—check out the originals.

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12.Nov.2010 Manly Mustache Movie Night: Movember 17!

Portlanders, you’re gonna want to keep the night of Wednesday, Movember 17 free. Why? Well, Mammoth-Stache will be hosting a double feature of ferocious mustachioed-movie action at Red Flag that you won’t want to miss!

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