18.May.2010 Two years with the Outlaw Jessi James
Over the past two years, I’ve worked two different full-time jobs, dabbled in the field of freelance journalism and collected unemployment. In those same two years, I’ve lived in three different states, pulled a U-Haul from coast to coast, raised over $1,200 with a friend and a moustache to help fight men’s cancer and shook hands with Edward James Olmos. It’s been a crazy period of my life to say the least. Thankfully, I’ve been lucky enough to have had one amazing and gorgeous constant to carry me through it all: my beautiful girlfriend Jessi.

Jessi and I at Deschutes Brewery in Portand, OR, this past April. Photo by Anna Faltermeier/Goellner.
She’s smart, stunning and downright phenomenal. Fortunately, I make her laugh from time to time, so she’s stuck around! I’m a lucky guy.

Goofing off at Oregon's Multonomah Falls, also in April. Photo, again, by Anna Faltermeier/Goellner.
I love you, Jessi! Thanks for doing all those wonderful things you do that have made the craziness of the last two years truly awesome instead of driving me slowly insane.
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Our good friend Anna Faltermeier/Goellner (Just married to our other good friend Caleb Goellner, so legal name change coming soon!) took the fantastic photos posted above. She’s a brilliant photographer, so check out her Web site! If you like her stuff—and you should—drop her a line and say so! Also, here’s a shot she took of Jessi, our buddy Josh and me.
Thanks for giving me the go-ahead to post these, Anna!
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Also…
Jessi has long been convinced that I only post pictures of her on this blog where she looks or is acting, in her words, “goofy.” I think that’s hogwash and poppycock and fizzlewhiz. But, for good measure, here is a picture of us both where Jessi does not look “goofy.” There is, however, one goofy thing about this picture. One guess what it is…
Hint: It’s bearded and argyle-clad.

