Inspired by actual and disgusting events, there are few things grosser than this…
Seriously, I see this (minus the puking) all too often. Gentlemen, do some grooming because leaving strays is pretty damn offensive. (Click to Enlarge)
Since we are discussing nasty things– I once went to a subway and ordered a 12inch grilled chicken sub; I eat half on my way home and while biting into the 2nd have I noticed a small bug crawling out of the sandwich onto my hand– opening the sub revealed 2 more of the creatures on the bottom of the grilled chicken patty… I don’t know if I pissed someone of or if the location was just nasty, but I haven’t made it back. I had a similar reaction to your drawing after thinking about little bugs crawling in my stomach… And the diarea that followed wasn’t pleasant either.
In reference to your drawing, perhaps in some cultures it is appropriate to leave a pube on the toilet bowl, like an artist leaving a signature after an important work? Or maybe there are bears using your toilets? Hopefully it isn’t your girlfriend leaving these in your apartment–hahahahahahaha
My home John is hairfree, it’s the public ones you gotta look out for!
Whoa, hey now Bill! Jim’s girlfriend here…I think it is officially time we meet, so as to clear up any and all speculation as to my complete lady-likeness!
(Also, as you are someone of importance to Jim, I would love to meet you for many unselfish reasons as well!)
Until, rest assured, I am neither equivalent to hairs or bugs in these stories.
*Until then, rest assured, I am neither…nor….*
Apparently the early morning challenges even my grammar.
The lady is quite correct. I am responsible for 95% of the hair in the relationship, and cover 100% of the stray hairs…mostly from my chest—which is Chewbacca-esque.
yea, it was a joke of course– as for meeting me, I am unpalpably rude and have a penchant for nudity… As per learning new and interesting things about your mate, jimbo, ask him about the time he was throwing up, as it were, from both ends : ) humorous… That is a good dad story by the way…
Probably THE BEST dad story ever! With my pop’s birthday just a month away, I think a comic memorializing that event might just be in the pipeline!
I’m sure he’ll be proud ; )